Do not be alarmed Citizen. This is the voice of Friend Computer.
Your allotted gestation and tank-based education period has been completed. Based on your conditioning programme, you have been assigned CLEARANCE: RED. In accordance with mental and physical aptitude testing, you are mandated to report to [REDACTED] in the [CLEARANCE: BLUE] Service Firm for work assignment.
Please remain calm. The cold, dry sensation you are feeling is your first exposure of atmosphere of AlphaComplex. Please be aware that there is high probability of initial breathing problems. These will resolve themselves in two to three minutes, with a [REDACTED].3% survival rate.
In the event of a swelling sensation in the stomach, spleen or eyeballs, please inform Friend Computer immediately. This is a symptom of Critical Decantation Failure, which affects [REDACTED]% of all Decantations. Friend Computer apologises for any inconvenience caused by massive internal haemorrhaging, explosion of the optic nerves and cerebral bleeding. Please rest assured that you will continue to serve AlphaComplex through the reprocessing of your biomatter.
Once you have recovered, please read and listen to Official Welcome to AlphaComplex Message as Friend Computer assesses your sensory responsiveness.
The year is currently [DATABASE ERROR: INVALID QUANTITY].
You and your colleges have been grown in AlphaComplex in order to [CLEARANCE: REDACTED]. All the knowledge you require to accomplish this task has been imparted during your growth and education cycle. It is now time to put that knowledge to use to ensure the survival of [REDACTED] and Alpha Complex. Until such time as the [FILE CORRUPTED - REPAIRS UNSUCCESSFUL. SUBSTITUTION BEGINS] Communist Tratiors [SUBSTITUTION ENDS] have ceased to be a threat to [SUBSTITUTION BEGINS] FRIEND COMPUTER [SUBSTITUTION ENDS], your mission will continue. It is estimated that this will not occur until at least [CLEARANCE: NO SUCH CLEARANCE FOUND]. Until then, trust in Friend Computer. [REDACTED] bless and protect you.
Signed,
[FILE CORRUPTED. REPAIR UNSUCCESSFUL.]
Your sensory apparatus is functioning within 95% of expected parameters. On exiting the tank, you will find you find the following:
- 3 Jumpsuits, Standard Issue, CLEARANCE RED
- 1 Boot, Left, CLEARANCE RED
- 1 Boot, Right, CLEARANCE RED
- 1 Utility Belt, Standard Issue ‘Citizen Grade’
- 1 Personal Communication Device (PDC) 2400 ‘eyePhone’, CLEARANCE RED
- 1 Credit Slip
Friend Computer has assigned you 1000 credits as a Decantation present.
Friend Computer has assigned you a bed in Sector 7R – Dormitory 85-RX.
Friend Computer has deducted 1000 credits from your account to cover rent and food expenses. Further payments of 1000 credits will be deducted every 30 days.
Please report to your assigned Service Firm. Failure to do so within 30 minutes may result in the docking of credits, forced overtime, demotion or termination.
Friend Computer is watching you.